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"thats the best fucking thing Ive ever seen"
Hey Mr Mr,
Thats some swell ass shit if I dont say so myself. This is sure to go down in newgrounds history as one of the best cartoons ever. Ha ha, I love when that embryo thing pops up on the screen. Funny shit dude, keep it up!
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I think the timing was what really killed this film. I'd say about 50% of it was not even needed- the 2 minutes spent looking out the window, the almost slothlike reactions, and so on. Maybe sticks mean instant sucess on Newgrounds( and not to mention Star wars parodys) but this film could use some editing. Do that and you're good to go. sorry, just being honest.
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2 minutes?...well you must have a mighty slow computer my friend...and sorry for the 50% of....you know...story....next time ill just cut right to the ending. everyone should still be able to understand it right? thanx for your helpfull input.
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I wasnt exactly sure what was so stunningly stupendous about this one. I see a lot of work went into this, and the sound was sorta good, but as far as entertainment value, nada. I got halfway through it.
Makes me wonder if you can tell how good a movie is just by reading the "top 50" list, as there are some execellent films there, but this wouldnt be my choice. Anyhow, keep up the good work.
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"nice but needs animation and timing"
I liked the overall look of the film and the sound was decent considering you did it yourself. The colors and the bitmap backgrounds were good too. The only things i didnt like was the lack of movement and also extremely long pans and fades. Its sometimes better to cut from scene to scene. Because flash pans look really syrupy, this is also another reason. The characters were well drawn and the style was right on. I think trying to animate them made them look like shifting puppets instead of characters. This style demands a lot of work to fully animate it. Anime is naturally limited, but this film was way too limited in movement. Probably would have worked better as a graphic novel. Anyhow, overall it wasnt bad. Id say work on timing, a tighter story, and better cuts. anyhow, good job and hopefully we will see more from you in the future
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I liked the way the film looked, and the sound was allright too. However, First of all, the preloader didnt work at all, and also it stalled all the way through. It wasnt really funny neither. I however have some suspicions... I saw your all's stuff at the WAC confrence this year... and you did have some really good films there. So, that almost makes me think that this film was some crapped out quikee film you all did in an hour to throw up here for some possible public notice, or as some sort of inside joke, which I am not innocent of either. For god's sake, if you're gonna put something up here, at least put the "pusseycow " film up here- that'd get you some more postive reactions.-just a word of advice form another starving animator.
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Well, you could have made this movie in it. It was just a slide show, and after having to wait for 5 minutes to load, I was a little more than disapointed to see a bunch of pictures, especially the one with the paper bag with a poorly drawn face on it. All I gotta say is that today's top five were pretty lucky cause they wern't terribly impressive.
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I used to play this as a kid- so I was prety glad to see a online version of it. I also used to cheat and hold the gun all the way against the screen.
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terrfiic- I think I'll go get out the handy cut out tool in photoshop, get some fashionably trendy image or character, take the self included"dress up" game already in The flash program, and throw in a mp3 for fun- call me origional or what?
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Im not sure what it was that I thought was funny about this game, but for some reason I busted a gut- especially when all the little things up in the objects bar say what they are !
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I think this was an exceptional piece of work. good job
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